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Top 10 Shark Movies

Shark week doesn’t mean you have to watch all tv shows and documentaries. Check out my 25 word descriptions of my favorite shark movies! There are a ton of really terrible shark movies out there, but I couldn’t even keep them on for more than 10 minutes. These are all movies I have actually watched and at least sort of enjoyed.

Jaws

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Shark gets taste for humans. Humans find shark. Humans need bigger boat. Humans harpoon shark. Shark gets pissed. Shark eats more humans. BA BUMP NOISES.

Jaws 2

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Not as good as the first, but not as bad as the third. This great white likes human flesh and wants revenge for his friend.

Jaws 3

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Sea World gets a little bloody in this third installment. Two brothers must save the park from an giant, angry, man-eating great white shark.

Sharknado

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Bad acting, badass sharks. Sharks fly with the help of tornados. Humans fight back in the most ridiculous ways ever: ei chainsaws, chairs and bombs.

Sharknado: The Second One

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If it happens once, it can happen again. This time, New York is the battleground. Sharks are in the air, subway, hotel, and the street.

Malibu Shark Attack

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Bad acting and bad cgi. While humans can suddenly survive a tsunami, they can’t survive sharks. Especially ancient ugly sharks that are out for blood.

Deep Blue Sea

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Experimenting on sharks isn’t the best of ideas. Super smart sharks take their revenge on their scientists owners. Best part of the movie? Samuel L Jackson.

Soul Surfer

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Lost an arm? That won’t keep Bethany down! Shark attack survivor/surfer beats all odds and goes back on the board in this true story.

Shark Tale

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Sharks that don’t shark and fish that tell tall tales. Will Smith and Jack Back star is this “kid friendly,” gangster shark filled musical cartoon.

Open Water

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Never go scuba diving again after watching this movie. Sort of true story of two divers who get lost in the ocean with hungry sharks.

 

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